"You left your arm over there. Let me get that for you.."
"Dear friends, we are gathered here today to bid farewell... oh, you'll be fine."
"Eww.. What happened to your face?"
"MY GOODNESS! I'm good but I'm not THAT good."
"You look half digested... were you chasing slimes again?"
Kun terveyttä on vähän
"I think you look better this way."
"That's gonna need stiches!"
"Trouble with those bullies again?"
"Hold on, I've got some cartoon bandages around here somewhere."
"Hey, has <Arms Dealerin nimi> mentioned needing to go to the doctor for any reason? Just wondering."
Kun terveyspisteet ovat puoliksi täynnä
"Quit being such a baby! I've seen worse."
"Walk it off, <pelaajan nimi>, you'll be fine. Sheesh."
"Does it hurt when you do that? Don't do that."
Kun pelaaja on terve ja puhuu Nurselle
"I don't give happy endings." (vain jos pelaaja on mies)
"I can't do anything for you without plastic surgery."
"Quit wasting my time."
"Would you like a lollipop?"
Kun Skeletronia ei ole vielä kukistettu
"Have you seen that old man pacing around the dungeon? He looks troubled."
Blood Moonin aikaan
"I don't think I like your tone."
"What is that supposed to mean?"
"Why are you even here? If you aren't bleeding, you don't need to be here. Get out."
"Hurry up and stop bleeding."
"You better not get blood on me."
"If you're going to die, do it outside."